Gaetz Exploits Human As A Prop
CongressmanGaetz.com can report that Matt Gaetz has officially been a "Father sort of" to a human prop known as "Nestor.' Human Prop is apparently 19 years-old and totally not any older because that would be super creepy and Matthew is NOT GAY, OKAY?!.
Gaetz tweeted out the photo for the sole purpose of showing the world he's not a piece of shit. However, CongressmanGaetz.com has learned from sources that not only is Gaetz still a piece of shit, but now an even larger piece of shit for using his "roommate" to gain, I dunno, sympathy? Jesus, what the fuck am I missing here?!
UPDATE: Nestor was a Page working for Gaetz and this is all just so creepy and suspicious.